A Naturalistic Fairy Tale-Part XIX

We must go back a bit, in the name of Science, to enlighten you with our recent stories.  We do now know that the “end-bringers” were the “life-givers” (praise Science).  Between 4.2 and 3.8 Billion Years Ago did asteroids (life-givers), impact the Earth 100,000 times more frequently (we did know you would be impressed).  We do know you are impressed by large numbers (praise Science).

With this heavy onslaught, we do now know that carboxilic acid would have been formed (an essential compound for building protiens and food for early evotures…formerly known as creatures).  We did mimic an asteroid impact in the laboratory (praise Science), and we did find that these complex molecules did form.  We did calculate that 100 Billion metric tons of these pre-life units would have been formed (are you not now convinced by another big number?).

“You can sort of envision prebiotic experiments going on in hundreds of warm, shallow pools, like Darwin imagined.”(1)

We do now know that you can imagine it, and because of that we do now know it’s true (praise Science).  So we do now say that panspermia is false, and this is the way that life did begin–through the “life-bringers.”

(1).  Asteroid impacts gave early spark to life

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One Response

  1. Leave it to the Godless and politically correct NBC to jump on this “pop-science,” make-it-up-as-we-go story!

    I can hear the materialists, as they started formulating this tale, “An anomaly in our weak hypothesis? No problem, we’ll just come up with a new delusion (with big numbers and scary things like… an asteroid, Yeah, that’s the ticket!), and, in a few weeks or months, it will be in all of the science texts in middle school, high school and college! Quick, call NBC and the other corporate whore-mongers who will spread our delusion for us!” The materialists then exclaimed, as did McCain, a few months back, “We’ve got ’em right where we want ’em. Now, let’s go outside and wish upon one of our main gods, a falling asteroid!”

    Gotta go! I’m watching a rerun of “Nerds”;-)

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